On my way home from work, I stopped at Publix.  I saw they had small creme cakes on a table.  They were on sale.  Vanilla, chocolate, and marble.  I like the chocolate chip kind, and looked around to find it was on another table.  So I grabbed one.  When I got up to the parking level, I saw that my $3 creme cake cost me $4.09.  So I trudge back down after unloading the rest of my groceries, and grabbed a flyer which stated that vanilla, chocolate, and marble were the only ones on sale.  Not the chip flavor.  My luck, huh?  But I decided to treat myself to that little cake anyway.  So being I went back down, I bought two Power Ball tickets and back home I went.

This brings me to she-devil number one here on the left, Raven.  Sometime later in the night, after everyone was fed, I was typing an email.  I got up and went into the kitchen for a second little piece of that cake.  Instead of that cake, I found on the floor, an empty creme cake container with the she-devil Raven busily working on licking out whatever small morsels were left to lick out.

I don’t know if she ate the whole thing or not, but the proof is in the poop, ain’t it?  I’ll be inspecting.

Then I decided I was tired and was ready for bed, so I called everyone in from outside and hit the hay.  I slept well for a change, that is until 4 a.m.  That’s when Ginger woke me up to take a stroll out back and relieve herself.  I was happy about that part because she hadn’t done that before, and oftentimes when some pile was left by the door for me in the morning, I wondered if it was done by Ginger.  Ain’t so.

Well, when I opened the door, what did I find?  My decrepit 12-1/2 year-old DoberDiva wobbled into the house!  She, who is well known for hiding in the shadows when I call in everyone, had pulled one over on me this time.  Or did she?

When daylight came, I found pockets of holes around the yard where it seemed Goldilocks was trying to get comfortable, but just couldn’t get the right feel under her.

There ain’t nothing like your own bed, eh Baby Diva, you little devil.