Last night, it’s 1:30 am.  I am doing what I usually do at that time, sleeping.   So suddenly, a thump and someone land’s on the bed and I hear this “I’m gonna puke” noise.  My dog decided to jump on MY bed to puke.  But I grab her collar and start pulling her off the bed, only I’m still lying down, and it’s really hard ’cause she don’t wanna move.  She’s like rock solid and has chosen the spot she wants to puke on.  And I’m thinking, no!  I am not going to change my bed at this time of night!   So I jump off the bed with my sheet and blanket, and I pull her off.  I then get some leverage and get her onto the linoleum, where she throws up a lot.  Her whole dinner!  And I think she’s done, so I let her go.

Nope!  She ain’t done.  And instead of staying there to finish, she runs into a crate, and pukes on the crate blanket in there way in the back!  I can’t tell you how unhappy I am with all of this.  Her whole dinner is up, and why?  Because once again, she ate a wad of towel paper.

I put her in a crate in the other room and sometime later in the night, she is crying to get out, so I take her out, and she has the shits.  I don’t know why the shits, but she has them.  I’m glad I put her in the crate, because she usually just shits on the runner by the door.  This morning I gave her bread for breakfast.  I am hoping this will settle things down inside.